LyfLines
Thoughts on the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, Politics, Movies, and whatever else happens to cross my mind.
Friday, September 23, 2011
|Friday, June 24, 2011
|Friday, May 06, 2011
|Friday, April 08, 2011
|Wednesday, April 06, 2011
"I don't care. Obama is Awesome..."
One of the fantastic things about the internet is the way that individuals can make little bits of brilliance available to everyone else. Brilliance like this Libya vs. Iraq debate...
I laughed out loud a couple of times. To quote Homer Simpson, "it's funny 'cause it's true..."
Thursday, February 24, 2011
|Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Big boots, little man
From the pen of the always brilliant Michael Ramirez comes an appropriate response to the Democrats attempt to 1) claim Ronald Reagan and 2) claim that Barack Obama is another Ronald Reagan.
(I'm not an editorial cartoonist, but it seems to me that there's also a Lloyd Bentsen/Dan Quayle joke somewhere in this situation, just waiting for someone to draw it...)
Labels: lol, Michael Ramirez, obama, pictures, ronald reagan
Friday, February 04, 2011
Spotted on facebook...
"Hundreds gather to protest Global Warming....."
(Original here...)
Labels: global warming, lol, pictures
Saturday, January 29, 2011
"We need..."
Have I mentioned before how brilliant Michael Ramirez is? I think I have...
Yeah, that sums up the SOTU pretty well...
Labels: cartoon, lol, Michael Ramirez, national debt, SOTU
Friday, January 21, 2011
Amusing snark...
James Taranto:
...[S]ix more states--Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Ohio, Wisconsin and Wyoming--joined the lawsuit in Florida federal court seeking to overturn ObamaCare. This brings the total number of state-government plaintiffs to 26, which is nearly half of the 57 states and a majority of the 50.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Self-Deception: The Sanity Rally just got...mind-blowing
More (unintentional) irony from the smugapalooza...
If you can't think of a better reason, wiping some of that smug away is surely an adequate reason to go to the polls and vote Republican today...
Labels: lol, smugapalooza, video
Is Obama A Keynesian? Rally For Sanity, 10/30/10
There's an old internet saying that "any spelling flame will contain at least one spelling error." It's not a new thought, really - Shakespeare spoke of "being hoist on one's own petard" and Jesus warned men not to "look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye." But it can sometimes be amusing to see people hold themselves up as exemplars and then fail to justify the esteem in which they hold themselves.
So, for a little background, there are a couple of things that people ought to know about.
- One is a fringe group called "birthers" who believe that Barack Obama was born in Kenya1, making him Kenyan rather than American.
- Another is that John Maynard Keynes, the prominent 20th century British economist, was one of the prime movers of the theory that government ought to stimulate demand with deficit spending during down economic cycles, famously saying that "government should pay people to dig holes in the ground and then fill them up." The Obama stimulus plan was classic Keynesian economics.
- Oh yes, one more fact relevant to the video is that proposition 19 is an initiative petition on the California ballot to legalize marijuana.
That brings us to the Jon Stewart-Stephen Colbert "Rally for Sanity" this past weekend on the national mall. Termed by some as a "smugapalooza," it was a day for the self-proclaimed "intellectual elite" and "reality-based community" to stand out and tell the rest of us how much smarter they are.
But someone else was there with "Obama=Keynesian?" sign and a video camera. Hilarity ensued...
I admit it, I laughed out loud...
1 - The existence of "birthers" is frequently blamed on Republicans or the Tea Parties, but the original birthers that started the story were Hillary Clinton supporters during the Democratic primary campaign.
Labels: lol, obama, smugapalooza, video
Monday, November 01, 2010
|Friday, October 22, 2010
It’s Time to Call Barbara Boxer Ma’am Again - By Kathryn Jean Lopez - The Corner - National Review Online
From the mind of David Zucker - It’s Time to Call Barbara Boxer Ma’am Again
Call Me Madam Joe from RightChange on Vimeo.
Brilliant!
Labels: David Zucker, humor, lol, video
The Selfless Wonk - disconnected from reality
He's taken more victory laps (and vacations) than necessary, from my point-of-view...
The Selfless Wonk
President Obama laments:Hey, at least he's taking some responsibility for something.
“I think that one of the challenges we had two years ago is that we had to move so fast. We were in such emergency mode that it was very difficult for us to spend a lot of time doing victory laps and advertising what we were doing because we were moving on to the next thing. I take some responsibility for that.
Honestly, he sounds like Michael Scott on The Office, interviewing with David Wallace for the job in New York.
DW: What are your greatest strengths as a manager?This photoshop (and I don't know who did it, else I'd attribute it) is over a year old, but as appropriate as ever...
MS: Why don't I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard, I care too much, and sometimes I can be too invested in my job.
DW: OK...And your strengths?
MS: Well, my weaknesses are actually strengths...
Labels: humor, lol, Michael Scott, obama, pictures
Thursday, October 21, 2010
|Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Republicans Kind of ...
Mild language warning (but it's only the language that you see here in the link - good enough for broadcast television nowadays, but I don't care for it.) The article, however, is excellent...
Republicans Kind of Suck
So, we’re all agreed that a barking dog and a zombie apocalypse both suck. Everyone following so far?Go ahead, read it all. It's amusing, despite being so true.
Now let’s look at what led us to the political situation we’re in. During the second term of the Bush presidency people just got fed up with Republicans. They were idiots, they were no good at the whole fiscal conservatism thing (which is sort of the whole point of them), we had these wars that seemed to be going nowhere, and the economy was beginning to fail. They sucked, and people were sick and tired of them.
Thus people turned to the Democrats. And Obama.
...
So the Democrats sucked. But not just plain old, usual politician sucked, but epic levels of suck where it’s hard to find an analog in human history that conveys the same level of suckitude. It was sheer incompetence plus arrogance — and those things do not complement each other well. We’re talking sucking that distorts time and space like a black hole.
It’s Godzilla-smashing-through-a-city level of suck — but a really patronizing Godzilla who says you’re just too stupid and hateful to see all the buildings he’s saved or created as he smashes everything apart. Or, to use Obama’s favorite analogy, you have a car stuck in ditch, so you call the mechanic, but the only tool he brings with him is a sledgehammer. And then he smashes your car to pieces and charges you $100,000 for his service. Finally, he calls you racist for complaining. Obama and the Democrats have been so awful, it’s hard for the human brain to even comprehend.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Green candidate wasn't going to win anyway...
...but this sure isn't going to help. This might be an even funnier typo than the "pubic schools" billboard or the McDonald's "anus burger" signboard. The name of the Green Party candidate in the Illinois gubernatorial race, Rich Whitney, has been misspelled on some of the voting machines.
The last name of Green Party gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney is misspelled as "Whitey" on electronic-voting machines in nearly two dozen wards -- about half in predominantly African-American areas -- and election officials said Wednesday the problem cannot be corrected by Election Day.It will be interesting to see how many votes "Rich Whitey" gets in those "predominantly African-American" districts...















