That's one way to stop flag-burnings...

LOL!

Even as the US House of Representatives attempts to place the American Flag into a protected status against protestation burnings, the White House is proposing that all new flags be constructed to include an embroidered, Arabic text of the Q'uran.

"White House spokesman, Scott McClellan, noted that the amalgamation of American iconography and sacred literature will throw "baby boomers into a tizzy."

What are they going to do next, desecrate the Bible?" he asked. "Talk about a conflicted group. Man alive.'