He said what?

Sometimes the punchline is built in...

"We are going to be much tougher and in-your-face with the Republicans when they say things that aren't true."
- Howard Dean has decided to stop being a milquetoast.

"He compared himself to Jesus, how Judas told on Jesus. He was like, `That's how it was for me.' If his Judas never said anything, nobody ever would have found him, he said."
- Private Jesse Dawson on Saddam Hussein, who obviously attended the same historical analogies course as Dick Durbin.

"For me, the hard thing is the psychological pressure of being original. I find that almost impossible."
- Maureen Dowd, whining to the Salt Lake Tribune about how hard her job is.
(H/T to Michelle Malkin)

(The really amusing thing about that comment is that the book she's working on is entitled "Are Men Necessary?" I guess she's serious about how impossible it is to be original...)