Saturday, June 18, 2005

"I KNEW I'd seen that Durbin performance before..."



Separated At Birth


Name:Kent BrockmanRichard Durbin

Status:FictionalUnfortunately-Not-Fictional

Occupation:NewscasterU.S. Senator

Commenting on:Krisis At Kamp KrustyAir conditioning too high or too low for terrorists in prison at Guantanamo Bay

Quote:"Ladies and gentleman, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.""If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime — Pol Pot or others — that had no concern for human beings."

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