Wednesday, September 05, 2007

How can we miss you...

if you won't go away?

I was warming up the quote machine, ready to dip into the Scottish play, and muse upon Larry Craig and how "nothing in his life became him like the leaving it." But apparently he's not willing to go with that level of good grace, and the last act is going to be drawn out. Apparently, Senator Craig still doesn't fully understand the situation. One understands the appeal of being one of the one hundred members of the world's most noxious social club, but I've a couple of comments for Senator Craig, subtle hints on the situation that may help him realize the best course of action remaining to him. So, an open letter to Senator Craig.

Dear Senator Craig,

YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT! GO AWAY! NOW!

Sincerely,
Everyone (except, apparently, Arlen Specter)

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