NH teen who zapped nipples during shop class sues

I forget - do you actually have to die to be a real Darwin award nominee? (I know, I know, I shouldn't have laughed.)

NH teen who zapped nipples during shop class sues

Kyle Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.

On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.

Dubois was critically injured.

The New Hampshire Union Leader says Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage.

I'd hate to be the one who had to prove that his brain worked better before than after...