Live-blogging the Presidential Press Conference

Yeah, right. I managed about 3 minutes before I had to turn it off. That was enough to make me go quiver under my covers with all of the lights on...

Democratic Presidential Rhetoric Evolution*:

1933: "The only think we have to fear is fear itself."

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

2009: "The only think we have to fear is THE SKY IS FALLING! If you don't let me spend $3000 for every man, woman, transgender, transsexual and child in the United States by tomorrow afternoon, we're all DOOMED!"

- Barack H. Obama

* - Some quotes may be "fake but accurate..."